hey ppl,
plz do nt accept weird file or link to any crap shit site ppl gif euu.ltr kenna virus then die le lor...
if euu already kenna virus,try nt to connect ur comp with any mp3,thumbdrive,etc cos the hell virus will spread to ur device....
plz oso rmbr....
tmmr is april fools' plz be more alert...dun get tricked......
Šωα™
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Our favourite dirty old man speaks about our nation's birthday.
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, National Day is not what it used to be.
Nowsaday, got big-big show, got fireworks. All for free!
You chewrens, hor, nowsaday all very spoilt. Gahmen give you so much. You just sit back and watch only. In my day, hor, we had to make our own fireworks. It was very exciting and really brought the community together.
Especially if someone died in a fireworks explosion, because the whole community would then come to the funeral. Very fun.
But things got more difficult once the Gahmen banned firecrackers. Damn no consideration one, the chao Gahmen! Always spoil our enjoyment.
So to see fireworks, we would have to go to Desker Road and find a kway.
My favourite used to be Madam Supapoosi from Thailand in No. 14B. Go to her, I always esplode and see stars.
Back then, fireworks was a personal experience, not some spectator event.
But nowsaday, we all forget these important early National Day pioneers. Our parade got soldier, got dancer, got singer.
But got no prostitute! How can lai dat? No respect for our heritage, one!
I go and tell my MP during his Meet the People session: why not our parade have one contingent of kways? They're already very colourfully dressed, no need to go and find them costume!
Some more, they provide very valuable social and medical service, especially to senior citizens like me! You think they give us sexual relief at the polyclinic? Kum pooi, ah!
But my chao MP said, "I'm sorry, Mr Lim, we cannot do that. It will promote promiscuity." Na beh! Si noong kia! How come cannot promote promiscuity?
They're all just prejudiced! I bet you they all never try promiscuity and yet they want to ban it! Must try first, mah! Only fair, what!
Neh'mine. Next week, I will bring Mdm Supapoosi and her girls to the Meet the People Session.
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, I'm sure she can show my MP that her girls can make the NDP audience 'Stand Up for Singapore' more than any spastic community song can!
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This post is by me Mas Selamat Bin Kastari

retarted guy
looking at isabel

2 handsome guys left-side one looking at gals
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yo!peeps,
got my uni i look weird~~but it's ok had aa short n fun weekend!erm....off to hmwk!
buh byes
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Juz came to say wad we goin to do tmr to celebrate ms toh b'dae.
YINGJIA will decorate a birthday card. Go n find her once u reach th classroom n sign on it. Den she will help us buy a flower for ms toh. Those type found it minitoons.
Den we will decor th whiteboard.
Den when ms toh come in, we will sing birthday song.
Everyone will hav to sing. =]
Dun b scare to sing. I will sing too.
`Kaili-
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Saturday, March 29, 2008 Y
hello peepshh,yezz chenhui here lorhxx,]:got scolded on thusdaycos of the enrichment lorhh...i forgot there was enrichmentwanted to tell mye dad siahs...then so luckiie.hp battry fLaT DXthen ask around siahbut sm say msg exploded lah,cnt lah,etci mean nort their fort lahthen cot in d raingo home got scolded:P ps, i am so sadanws SUCHIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!eu saw mye TAGG on yer bloggiespottiie or norrt?helpmiii soon kayc'yahh,chenhui
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today our class got 26 people go bishan staduim for the combined schools sports day...then the weather so hot, everybody like want to become roasted...? then now i got sunburn...skin all red..but happy for kai ying cause she got medals..and my voice haven't recovered yet...so no voice..cannot shout...haiz...monday got chinese test, haven't learn yet...Regards,Ng Xinyi
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Thursday, March 27, 2008 Y
How do you arrange the page elements if u dun customize the blog skin?
xiaojin aka PureDeX07
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seriously tmr sports dae got big matterrr
1+1=2
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okays buh byess
btw wads my namee nvm forgett it
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 Y
hey
R5s,
hw u all intend to go to sku on fri?
any1 wan go lan aft sports day?mayb can go back in groups ba...
n oso....accordin to my fren frm duman high, he sae that DH sec 1 cannot go for the combined sports day due to insufficient space.....so if any1 intends to meet ur old frens at bishan stadium,its not possible anymore ):....
•swa•
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yo peeps!mon go t.m celebrate ying jia's b'daemy mood not really god these daes post the photosthis fri going bishan there buy uni(GG)$80will go meet my seniors 1stbut i not goin stadium look forward!to fri>>>>when i get back home i wear full uniform kaes?then i take pic if the batt in cam last, n post here kaes?no laughing..Signing off,su chi
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at da yu shan too


at dun noe wat beach anw,
look at the background see the left side there?got 1 red house they sae is JACKY CHAN"S HOUSE
dun ask anithin this baby is cute right?i took care 4 sb

12th b'dae

at HK...it's so nice

at da yu shan phew!climb a LONG wae

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Y
yo
R5 pplz,
srry late post but plz remember bring ur health booklet tmmr if u nvr bring today......
nitez,
swa
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something happened today... i n marcus just got off a bus at the tampines bus interchange and saw a group of 'gangsters' with
UGLY tatoos on their bodies approaching us... i tot they're gonna do something for whatever reason, but then when they said they were 'cid'..... i was... ?????... they asked us to donate 2 dollars each for charity!! it's so obvious they're tricking us!! we didn't get tricked..instead we tricked them by saying we only have a few cents... xD.. and then they let us off....... but then, one of them suddenly said,
"WANT TO SMOKE??" ................................................ they're
REALLY so
STUPID =.=
francoise
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YOOOOOOOOOOO :}HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGHAO xDDD .O.OHAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO YINGJIA :}}}not dead le :DDDDyou cn infer from this post tht im really sian ._. :x
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hello R5!
what re you peepxx getting for d dnt dsignne??
i've found mine.sharing wiff euu guys...or gurrls x)
so...how euu find it?:D
♥chenhui:)
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byebye!
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Thursday, March 20, 2008 Y
hello ! :D
im like damn bored .
longlong nv post le .
soo .. hello . ;x
and byebye . :}
LOLS .
serene [;
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A really very sorry to alicia, ying jia and chen hui...it's not because i don't want to accept but i really can't...but after that, i go home and tell my mother then she say can so tomorrow i go back school and bring back the presents...a really very sorry for you all...cause my mother will feel bad when i accept your presents...SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=(
Regards,
Ng Xin Yi
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f it!it's so irrtiating can sumone teach me how 2 post pictures through flickr so tt i can post the pictures in my post?any1?
i'm so FED UP!suchi
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 Y
hello r5went ot the GG camp it was so damn fun!!4get first dae we do wat lerx but i noe we play games n ate jelly 4 supper n u noe wat tym our supper?12ambut the second dae we went "hiking' n sec1s go AVA rm learn truefoil after tt craftwork n dinner after tt meet SCOUTS 4 campfire no offence alexus but how ur seniors end the song is WEIRD it goes like this Scouts seniors:sae wat i sae, do wat i doall: sae wat i sae do wat i dosenior scout:flea.all:fleasenior scouts:flea flyall:flea fly senior scouts:flea fly mosquitothen we sing flea fly mosquito n flea fly motorcar aft tt no more then the senior scouts were lyk NO moreseriously i went a bit HIGH!BUt we, GUIDES were ask to find sumbody frm the scouts!!to partner nsing 1 songs whuch need 2 person then in the end i partner with fang min....felicia help me tie 2 plaits AHHHHHHHHHHHH................I remember wat happen at around 8+ 1st niteaft we bath stil hav free tym thn we played with seniors "bom bom chucky" n"give me tempo ready go" SO funSec 4s leaving soon i really cannot bear to leave fangmin felicia they all ........tt dae i almost wan cry out SHHH..dun tell themesp Felicia n fang min,I LOVe you alland we crated the guide familySigning off,suchi/shuqi
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heys peeps
i was thinking of making class tees.wad do u guys think?i design le den show u guys when school reopens.
yingjia
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for ppl hu r sian...
Dear Ah Beng,
I made a speech recently calling chao ah quahs and pondans abnormal, and saying that if they have sex, they should be convicted as criminals. Now they’re sending me nasty emails and letters threatening to hantam me.
How?(Ms) Thio Hoot Leow
Dear Hoot Leow,
Aiyah, you go and say people for what? Ha?
I know theoretically, cannot go and hantam people just for what they say, lah, even if what they say is si beh stupid.
But this is Singapore, mah!Stare at people oreddy consider kiam pak, you lagi go and say people, confirm tio hoot liao!
And dun think ah quah are all soft-soft, lembek-lembek type, can only give you girly slap, that kind.
I heard from someone (donno who) that they can do really hiong things to you – like stuffing a straw up your nose and making you drink from it!
Even worse, they can call their macho friends. You think they got no macho friends, ah? Eh, why you think Changi Village there got so many ladyboys? Because Hendon Camp is nearby and got a lot of demand straight from the commandos there! (OK, maybe ‘straight’ is not the best word.) If you think ah quah mm si lang, commando lagi mm si lang!
So how like that? I think you better take cover, and hide from all the ah quahs hunting you.
How to hide? Well, from my esperien, ah quahs really only look out for hamsum men, and stay far, far away from argly women.I just saw your photo, so I think you’re quite safe lah.Relac,
Ah Beng
from, ~
Leon@rd ~
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Saturday, March 8, 2008 Y
woots finally got the user and password frm some1 in the class
u noe me and i noe u
LOLX
anyways samuel is a *****
okay la the ***** is not vulgariti
but then cannot sae ltr gort complains
cannot sae name
btw some of u noe i gort blog and
i post liddat ders
1 line type little bits
lolx serene or txy shld noe
omg byes
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Thursday, March 6, 2008 Y
[chenhui]
today i really felt very hurt because of some friendship thingy...i felt quite alone and left out. to make matters worse, my dad n mom scolded me:p...i was also quite upset that my pri school friend nvr reply my msges to him...
so anyway i am still quite positive la. who cares whether i got scolded or not...anw i am quie happy already cos now FINALLY can use comp...x]
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