Tuesday, April 29, 2008 Y
Actually can win one but I purposely bang u in the end but y u can so fast escape?? I noe u got daytona hacking system lol. Then later u play loco roco so funny like playing ur own ballz... nah la jkjk. Btw ask marcus if he wan me wash the bottle. Oh ya and steven really sucked in hod 4 lol. He n Marcus got pwned by freakin shi yuns
Alexus
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dun 4get that i oso spill coke on hai xing pants, den it looked like he peed on his pants (hahaha)
We go arcade hai xing play datona he own some JC/Poly people, me n alexus play i win =p
(oni by 0.09s lolz... of course la, he use manual, i giv face use auto, den he still wan to keep banging me =.=) den when go home dat time the Q still damn ****ing long... den almost gonna finish liao, so we giv up lo.... (oh yea, msg for alexus: Marcus bootle is still in ur bag, rmb bring tmr)
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Today, me, Hoong Lee, Marcus, and Hai Xing went to White Sands shopping centre 2 have some free ice cream at ben & jerry. But the queue was so ****ing long that we decided to go mac instead. So we went to mac, i met a friend from my pri school. We sat down and ate our food. Then Marcus tell me to knock the wall beside me, and i did it. I 'accidentally' knocked the wall. Then one OLD melayu woman asked me 'Eh ello boi, wad skool u from?'. I told her i was from Pasir Ris Crest. Woot! The woman asked me 'Is that wad teh teachers teach u??? U should not do that in skool uniform.' I looked at my blue nike T shirt (my 'uniform' lol) and then looked back at her. everyone giggled. She then turned to marcus and said 'Whats so amusing? Dun b a smart jack*ss.' I did nt noe wad that meant, but it was stupid. We went to wash our hands and then went out of mac. During that period, the OLD woman was staring at us like nobody's business. It was really creepy, almont wan scold her leh. Then we go shopping at the same time talking how old and stupid she is lol. and hoong lee kena kicked in his cb
Alexus
PS if u mit ppl of tis kind, just ignore their intimidating staring. If u really scared u can gorge there eyes out.
PSS if they wearin glasses juz smash there face wif a large hammer
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heyy peeps =pwad'ya guys think if i were to change the 1r5 blog into lyke erm;a blog which u can only use ur own hotmail add and sign in to blogger to post.and the pw. will be the same as the one u sign in to the msn or hotmail...understand?!? quite complicated though;but simply, it just means tt if i change into this type of system;then u guys will no longer use the nas.1r5@hotmail.com (add)instead, it will be u guys OWN email add.in this case, perhaps it will be better bah xDanyway, just tagg at the tagboard bout ur view.`[Y]ee[Y]ing
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yo whassup...goodluck for mid year exams!!! sian nothing to do so i post this. xDsaunder :P
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hello . th class tee finally confirmed ((: round neck grey & black . i thot it was okay luh . :Dyaaaaay . look forward to our classtee ! it will be ready by next tuesday or monday .cheers ! ;Dserene ;]
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Thursday, April 24, 2008 Y
pic was deleted due to untrue stuffs....
swa xD
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 Y
THE VIDS HAVE BEEN DELETED BY QIKAI DUE TO OVER LAGGYNESSPS ALEUS BTW PLS STOP CRAPPING WIF LOUSY VIDSPOST ONE LIDDAT CAN LER
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 Y
errr,
soo on 17 n 18 june hafing class chalet at pasir ris park.....17 june morning go den those hu can stay overnite stay lor.....den morning or afternoon of 18 june check out le barhs.....
ppl hu cant go -->isabel,samuel,hui ting,jia ying,yuqian
ppl hu staying overnite-->me,alexus,haixing,saunder,leonard,ck,sheng han,kelly,qifeng,huiyi
not sure -->kaiying,yeeying,carina,serene,tan xinyi
huever hu can stay overnite pls inform kelly or me.
for the food i tink we let the gurls settle barhs xD
but if u all got wan to buy anythg den tell us.
sum teachers might be goin to the chalet oso xD
meiling n theresa will confirm again. lifen, sheng han n CK will go. xD
if any1 got good ideas of any games pls tag at class blog xD
somehow onli tink of
captains ball
wacko
boomboomchucky
concentration
tug of war
true or dare
water bomb
treasure hunt n passing parcel(mayb)
any comments tell us. =]
soo far tats all i tink next tym got more info den update xD
swa xD
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suggestion :we choose th orange shirt w black trimming & th font all change to black . can ? :D[; serene .
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hello people . th classtee shop uncle says tht th size M has run out . th nxt stock is two months later .. sian . -.- so now we have to choose :either to have all th size M as rounded neck , or change th colour of th whole shirt ( which means we will have to change th colour of th font too ) .personally , i feel tht black and grey round neck not niceee .. ><yupp .soo .. consider and tell me , huiyi , or yingjia tmr okays ! :}arigato :DD
& rmb to brg th $$ for those who havent brought ./serene[:ps : go to http://www.colormemory.com.sg/ for more information :B .
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I MADE THIS PIC FOR 1R5'S CUTEST XIAOJIN
in the middle :xiaojin
the others u confirm noe de
qikai
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Saturday, April 19, 2008 Y
THIS IS PROPERTY OF LING XIAO JIN!!!(aka PureDeX07)
THIS IS PROPERTY OF LING XIAO JIN!!!(aka PureDeX07)
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mine look more real hahas
ex-left: me
left: swa
right: u noe
by: χίαοjίη
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i made my 1st pic of maple
left side one is xiaojin
then rightside one u noe whu xD
qikai
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left-me
right-guess urself
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Thursday, April 17, 2008 Y
congrats
SHENG HAN for becoming the new president of
NAS SL/SC.RIDWAN became the new
vice-president.As for the
secretary and
treasurer i nt verii sure....XDD
swa XDD
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lolx what do u think?
by: χίαοjίη
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 Y
HEYS PEEPS(: LOOK HERE!!
a message for those who are ordering the
class tees:
PLS BRING
$18.50 tmr & pass it to serene,yingjia or huiyi.
PLEASE & THANKYOU!!:]
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hellooo [:
here are th pics of how our class tee will look like
name font :

we'll be using kidstuff for th number font too (:you cn choose whether you wn your name in capital letters or small letters .
price : from $16-$20 .
you cn choose not to buy th classtee too ,
if you dont want ):
//huiyi&serene (:
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gussi hu are those 2 ppl^^
by: χίαοjίη
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do u think this looks like L?
by χίαοjίη
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Thursday, April 10, 2008 Y
this picture hav been deleted by χίαοjίη due to overwhelming guilt. pls do not be offended.(toking to zheng jie and serene) btw that pic was not posted by me
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Every1 chalet on 10 jun 1 nite can???
alexus
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in the car

me holding him

cute baby!!

baby with his sister
blublck on his face
lookig irtiated
want to eat corn
eatingthe corn
a cute baby
migrated to melbourne
SIgning off,
suchi
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Can u all tell me or sheryl or wei an on june holiday when you not free. So tt we can decide on th date.
thank you.
Kelly
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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 Y
hey ppls,pls remember to bring ur P.E t-shirt tmmr for the health checkup....pls remember to bring ur geo project tmmr....n oya we might b having a barbecue on 11 june,Pasir Ris Park(most lykly)if u cannot make it on 11 june pls leave a tagg so can try make ammendmentsthanks a lots,swa
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yeah post le TY!
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sh!tty table no.1

sh!tty table no.2

sh!tty table no.3(all are the same table)

suspect no.1-Hoong Lee

suspect no.2-Francoise

Suspects 4 and 5-Hai Xing and Saunder
All this is jkjk de hahas
hu do u think posted this?
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every1 pls take all ur valuables when u leave the class theres some1 stealing things frm the class jinghao's thumbdrive tio stolen frm my pencil case most probably on the 1hr lunch break then somemore waste my time looking for it in the class if u noe whu steal pls tell me i'll let him eat shit and drink pee bang his head against the wall cut off his skin and put at his home as deco let mas selamat shoot him few times then crush him then take out all his organs first then i'll blend him inside the bubble tea blender then put his blended body inside the bubble tea then add pearl at all bus interchange sell them for 50cents per cup of 1litre then i'll take some of his meat and add salt and pepper then fry it after that i feed his meat to dogs as for his bones i'll incinerate them dun even tink of having a funeral SUMMARY-YOU WILL DIE ok byebyes whole post no vulgarities QIKAI
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PLS READ THIS POSTevery1 pls take all ur valuables when u leave the classtheres some1 stealing things frm the classjinghao's thumbdrive tio stolen frm my pencil casemost probably on the 1hr lunch breakthen somemore waste my time looking for it in the classif u noe whu steal pls tell me i'll let him eat shit and drink peebang his head against the wallcut off his skin and put at his home as decolet mas selamat shoot him few timesthen crush himthen take out all his organs firstthen i'll blend him inside the bubble tea blenderthen put his blended body inside the bubble teathen add pearlat all bus interchange sell them for 50cents per cup of 1litrethen i'll take some of his meat and add salt and pepperthen fry it after that i feed his meat to dogs as for his bonesi'll incinerate themdun even tink of having a funeral SUMMARY-YOU WILL DIEok byebyes whole post no vulgaritiesQIKAI
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omg guess who i saw just now? Mr Chng! and his gf (i think). LOL i saw him at loyang point. at mcdonalds. scare me sia. he was wearing a white t-shirt. xD i was like ordering and then i turned and saw him. he saw me and went 'hello'. he say until very.. very.. aiya he use the type of tone he use in class to say tht 'hello'. haha. currently printing out geog hw. and im stuck with zuo wen hw.. dno what to write. okay, just a random post. byeee! :)-txy
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attention!!!!!anybody have ideas 4 class deco?remember $50 is the limit i dun wan sae in class so paiseh...4got to tell u all thingsthrough internet beter....receipt give me arhhs so i can update the class how much we leftif u all buy things tt we cannot buy I will not GIVE refund..by the way,hu is in my VL team?qi kai,kelly,me,melissa ,saunder and hu?by su chi
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Dear Ah Beng,
I am a poly student and the other day I lost my handphone. Suay-suay, hor, my handphone got this steamy video I shot of me and my boyfriend doing each other. Then some nao hiah must have picked it up and uploaded it, because now the bleddy thing is everywhere! Now I damn lao kwee, go to school got so many people say me. Even police say that maybe I can kena charge for producing an obscene video. How?
Spammy
NYPDear Spammy,
Dun worry. You ask the right person. When it comes to distributing illegal obscene videos, we at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society are the espert.
We can find out who this nao hiah is who sabo you, and make him perform his own sex video, probably with a rottweiler.
Then we can sell DVDs of him at every bus interchange titled ‘the Chronicles of Nao Hiah”. Fair, mah.
As for people saying you, this one is boh pian eh. Maybe you want to consider changing school? Heck care the poly! Come to a university!
Specifically, Hoot U, the Geylang-based uni for bengs and lians, where I am a professor.
You look like you would qualify for a scholarship in our Faculty of Orh Kwee Keng studies. For outstanding students, we offer a direct M.BA. (Master of Bating) advanced degree.
Just come to our main campus at no. 6969 Geylang Lorong 69 so we can see your c.b.
Sorry, sorry, I mean, your c.v. (Your c.b. we all see oreddy.)
As for the police, I dun think you will kena charge just because you made video of sex. Having sex is normal one, what.
Eh? Chope, chope, chope. This is Singapore, where you can kena charge for just walking around naked in your own flat, so maybe you will kena charge after all. Sorry.
But dun worry, we at Hoot U will not hold having a criminal conviction against you. In fact, if you have, it’s considered ECA points: extra criminal activity points.
See you soon hor,
AH BENG
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Invited to dinner
A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to go for hours and hours." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"Gassy Lady
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man but I don't think he can live with my problems." So she decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans.A year later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country, she called her husband and told him she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she could walk off any ill effect by the time she reached home. So she stopped at the diner, and before she knew it she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted. Upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her, exclaming delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her then led her to a chair at the table. Just as he was about to remove the blindfold the phone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold till he came back. Then he went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted the weight to one leg, and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelt like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk coming froma pulp mill. She took a napkin out of her pocket and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cabbage cooking. Keeping her ears turned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signed the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with the napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contently to herself, she was the picture of innocence when her husband returned. Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removes the blindfold to reveal twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a first Happy Anniversary!
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hey pplz....
might b having a chalet on june hols prob 2D1N.still havent book chalet yet cos nid noe hw mani ppl goin...tink inviting class facts n ms toh if they can make it
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